My brother (not actual size)
died
but then his ghost came to hang with me
and showed me how he moved pencils.
Patrick Stewart
had buttsecks
with my mom (not actual size).
Then he tried to do it to me (not actual size)
so I cut his tiny dick off.
My newest imaginary boyfriend Doc Hammer
and Jay (actual size!)
were the same person because they're both skinny goth types, I guess.
JayDoc introduced me to Jackson Publick
who had an uncharacteristically tiny head
and asked me to intern for them at AstroBase Go!
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