
died

but then his ghost came to hang with me

and showed me how he moved pencils.

Patrick Stewart

had buttsecks

with my mom (not actual size).

Then he tried to do it to me (not actual size)

so I cut his tiny dick off.

My newest imaginary boyfriend Doc Hammer

and Jay (actual size!)

were the same person because they're both skinny goth types, I guess.

JayDoc introduced me to Jackson Publick
who had an uncharacteristically tiny head

and asked me to intern for them at AstroBase Go!

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