and I spotted that Stephen Fry was milling about.
I knew he lived there because we were friends.
He looked busy
so I didn't bother him.
Then I ran into some other people
and they wanted to watch NASCAR
so we went back to Stephen/Trevor's house (ACTUAL FUCKIN' SIZE).
Stephen was showing MotoGP
and I had to explain to my companions
that NASCAR
was only popular every other year and every other year, the global conspiracy
alternated popularity of other sports.
Stephen's house was full of wacky characters
who, for this episode of this wacky show were all coated in blue
and were all portraying each other.
Ziad (not actual size)
who had come out of nowhere found this hilarious.
An Asian girl
lost a bet
so another guy (I think it was Hank)
drew a weiner
(GET IT?!)
on his finger (and by the way, a story like this needs Doctor Who)
and stuck his finger in her butt as punishment.
And then I woke up.
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